Smart on our reader’s behalf to remain anonymous, ’cause what you are about to see is sure to get us a kick in the butt. Beyond the break you’ll find the leaked footage from Piranha 3D that premiered at last week’s San Diego Comic-Con. The very not safe for work clip is 9-minutes long and features gallons of that much-promised bloodshed from Alex Aja’s film swimming into theaters on August 20. It’s literally a piranha buffet; can you say “chomp-chomp?.

as you read the video is not safe for work and very spoilery  so click if you dare!

But here for you a work friendly new TV spot:

Also in the flick is Gossip Girl beauty Jessica Szohr, who plays Moore’s wild child sister. “She’s really funny,” the source says of Szohr. “She’s not in it a lot, but when she is, she’s great comic relief.” But if ya wanna see Jessica sooner, she’s in the upcoming Piranha 3-D.

source: E!Online

What about Serena and Vanessa?
JS: It’s going to complicate [his relationship with] them. It’s going to be a big source of conflict, especially [concerning] Serena [who is trying to choose] between Nate and Dan.

And Vanessa?
SS: Vanessa is back from Haiti and she’s definitely going to be [involved] in the Dan storyline for the first half of the season.

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I’ve added a additional 47 photos of Jess from the July 28th premiere of ‘Twelve’ and also 8 more from July 29th while out in SoHo with a friend.

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- 07-28-10 – The Cinema Society & 2(x)ist Screening Of Twelve
- 2010 > 07-29-10 – Grabbing lunch with a friend in SoHo, NYC

I’ve added 12 HQ & 10 MQ photos of Jessica and a guy friend grabbing lunch in SoHo, NYC from earlier today.

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- 2010 > 07-29-10 – Grabbing lunch with a friend in SoHo, NYC

I’ve added 39 HQ & MQ photos of Jessica at the premiere of ‘Twelve’ which stars her ‘Gossip Girl’ co-star, Chace Crawford. Thanks to Criss of Colton-Haynes.com for some high qualities.

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- Appearances in 2010 > 07-28-10 – The Cinema Society & 2(x)ist Screening Of Twelve

I’ve added 35 additional photos of Jessica filming on the set of Gossip Girl with Penn from July 27th.

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- Gossip Girl (2007-2011) > On-Set > 2010 > 07-27-10: On The Set of Gossip Girl

I’ve added a additional 25 HQ & 7 MQ of Jessica and Penn filming on the set of Gossip Girl earlier today.

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- Gossip Girl (2007-2011) > On-Set > 2010 > 07-27-10: On The Set of Gossip Girl